12 oz Red Bull should have its own Michel Gondry music video

After being relatively sleep deprived but victorious in Grand Theft Auto 4, I came into the office this morning seeking a can of Red Bull, sugarfree of course. We're lucky enough that they keep them stocked in the fridge, which makes sense since for a relatively small $2 cost, these mighty metal cans pack a punch of productivity.

As I picked up the can to drink from it, I noticed it seemed particularly large today. Like one of those dreams where you have huge hands, like a Michel Gondry music video. I thought I might be dreaming, or my sense of perception was going nuts. Turns out someone stocked the kitchen with 12 oz cans, rather than the standard 8 oz. Also, Red Bull seems to really have done nothing other than make EVERYTHING bigger about the can. All the art and fonts are exactly the same, just 30% larger.