Just a few short observations after now having lived with a cat, and subsequently a dog.
- Cats are pretty picky with what they eat.
- Dogs eat their own poo.
- Cats beg for food by showing affection. They LOVE you. After you feed them, they couldn't give half a crap if you live or die.
- Dogs beg for food by actually begging. Like a beggar.
The moral: Cats are like bloodsuckingly selfish infinitely intelligent beings, and dogs are like retarded children.
