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A new kind of 401k for depressed economic times

Unverified, but intriguing. ;-) Hat tip to my friend Luke of Startuply

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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you  would have $49.00 left.  

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. 

  With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. 

  But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of  the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you  would have $214.00 cash.

  Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily  and recycle. 

It's called the 401-Keg 

  A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. 

  Another study found Americans drink, on the average 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. 

  Makes You Proud To Be an American